Okay, I swear when he left the door open, I thought it was for me. I found out later that it wasn't. Anyway, I was polite on leaving (I said "Thank you" to the nice man and everything), and I headed out to investigate things. I figured that was what I was supposed to do: check out everything in my territory and make sure things were as they're supposed to be. I visited all the pups in the neighborhood and told them they'd better keep their noses to the ground; I visited the cows in the farmer's fields and told them they need to take a bath (the farmer has done a terrible job of picking up their poop; it's everywhere); I went through the creek just to make sure there was nothing hiding in there. I did make sure to stay a good distance away from the flappy flag (that thing just gives me the willies). I did good deeds all over the neighborhood. The world was safe because of me.
Then The Lady came home. She evidently didn't think I'd done such a good job. She turned up her nose at the wonderful scent of the mud from the creek (she has no taste where odors are concerned). She made me stand on the patio while she turned a hose on me. The water was cold and washed off all my souvenirs of the day. I was aghast at what she'd done, but she seemed pleased with herself. She rubbed me all over with a towel and made me go inside. I lay at her feet, feeling very unappreciated, while she read a book.
I have to say that I'd probably do it all over again, though, if I had the chance. Some things are just worth the consequences.
A snooty kiss-kiss to you all,
Sunny